Ball spanking

This is an action that can be done by female or male. In which man’s genitals, crotch, nuts,balls, groin, genitalia are slapped repeatedly, and some people do this to there friends as a joke. The male whom is getting slapped in the nuts will endures a ton of pain which is an understatement

Guy1: “ stop ball spanking me”!

Guy2: “ why would I stop ball spanking you after all your not in any pain right ”?

Guy1: “ I’ll give you 10$ If you stop ball spanking me”

by Biggest brain December 13, 2022

wanking for a spanking

1. It's a very sad and sorry situation, scenario and practice by some realty sick boys. Ninny boys who are into S & M are jacking off while reading those 'mash notes' from their dominator bitches and get turned on while thinking about the 'discipline' they'll get next time they meet their favorite whore, they are wanking while thinking about the spankings they are gonna get.

2. When somebody is being a glutton for punishment. Kind of like 'cruising for a bruising'. ASKING for trouble.

1. Donald Treason tRump has shown the world in so many ways what an SMF he is. He talks incestuous lust about his daughter and there are pictures of the two together that would make a dog upchuck. He rapes, and has been convicted of it. He talks pervert trash ('the younger, the better'). He brags about 'grabbing em by the pussy'. He is an egotistical Caligula by every definition and description of that grossly deviant Roman emperor. And the stripper whore Stormy Daniels spilled the beans on '60 Minutes' about swatting his ass. il Douche Donald is a spankee boy. Shiiiiiiii-yiiiiiiiiitttttt, he's wanking for a spanking! DAMN!!!

2. Jeffrey is reading those stupid BDSM books and watching that Rihanna video again, he's wanking for a spanking!

3. Rikki is being a spoiled diva prima donna again. She's just wanking for a spanking to put her in her place! She's a big disgrace.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 22, 2023

Digital Spank

n. a major event between a computer and you in which either an application punks you, or you punk the application. Usually used within the context of retaliation, it can involve any type of application from a website to a browser to a program.

Can be used as a verb: I digitally spanked Google!

I totally gave HuffPost a digital spank when I substituted characters like © to get my expletive-filled post past the comment moderators (ϝu©k)

by person from a city somewhere February 26, 2011

Absolute Spank

When you want to call someone a douchebag, but it's not harsh enough.

"Man, that guy Brandon is an absolute spank!"

by nonicknam3 November 25, 2017

spank a peach

when u cum in a niggas booty hole
spank it with a latex cloth
can only be used in december

i hate tori so much i wanna spank a peach
-Riley

by whereismytoothbrush December 14, 2016

spank my granny

Going to the toilet when you're really desperate

Omg , I'm so desperate! Is there anywhere I could spank my granny in here?

by IBanana03 June 3, 2018

Kank spank

A kank spank it when you spank someone across the face with a dildo recently used by a nigger faggot for faggot nigger sex. Usually this action is performed as a form of sexual pleasure or after raping a gay black man to show that your top nigga

“Tyrone was pulsing after I raped him, so I had to let him know I am the luedo legend with a good kank spank.”

by Ballsmcgay March 1, 2025