Uncle Spank

The man, the Legend.

F*ckin' Uncle Spank just smoked all that Purple!

by MF BUBBA March 22, 2022

SPANKING AND BANKING

WHEN PLAYING ZOMBIES ON CALL OF DUTY YOU ARE KILLING LOTS OF ZOMBIES AND MAKING ALOT OF POINTS TO BUY PERKS WITH

DUDE YOU HAVE 500 KILLS AND 50,OOO POINTS YOUR SPANKING AND BANKING!

by CWEEZY69 October 18, 2011

Spank Daddy

Spank Daddy is usually a Dominate male that uses spanking for pleasure and punishment on willing adult submissives

I am Spank Daddy, get over my knee as you have been bad

by Spank Daddy Canada December 19, 2024

Spank shit

A term used by individuals to indicate they really blow that pipe

That boy Anthony really spank shit.

by Asher adams January 23, 2025

Spank-Wanked

When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.

Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.

Eric: Nice one bro.

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017

Wank n' spank

is just another fancy schmancy word for masturbation. That's all. Pretty simple.

For linguists who are working on a masters degree or higher that want to dive deeper into this word, it can also be spelled “wank & spank”, “wankenspank” or “wank and spank”

When I'm horny it is tempting to go wank n' spank.

by Bill Beef July 3, 2025

Not to Spank The Monkey

A way of saying not to beat around bush or I’m not bull shitting you.

Not to spank the monkey but you are really pretty.

by Skibidi D June 21, 2024