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Mariah Samantha Ford

Mariah Samantha Ford is the most beautiful most precious girl in the world. Wow. You should see her. You should see her eyes. They are so pretty. Or her super cute nose, or her super pretty hair. She’s a super hot blonde. No girl compares to her. She is outstanding. She always says she’s not pretty or whatever, but she really really is.
“ Mariah Samantha Ford is the most perfect human alive”
by Hunter Michael jones January 28, 2019
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Ford

the crappiest american car company except mustang cuz they look cool
Joe: I have a Ford
Me: go kill yourself
by eeee123eee April 6, 2022
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Ford Truck

The best all around vehicle for real men.
“Dude just bought a Ford Truck.” “No way! He must know what’s up!”
by JohnGalt95 December 29, 2021
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Ford

An American automaker that makes both very good and semi-good cars. For years Ford has dominated the truck market, selling F150s like a beast, and winning best heavy-duty and full-size pickup truck awards left and right. Their new Ecoboost technology makes all of their vehicles fun to drive, unlike stupid Japanese automakers who make ugly, slow, boring, ill-equipped and overpriced cars that drive, ride, and handle terribly... Ford's vehicles assembled in the USA are very good, mainly their pickup trucks. But the stupid Focus and Fiesta aren't built in America, and thus suck balls, with the exception of the Focus ST and RS.
Fat Redneck: My Dodge Cummins just blew its third tranny... I need a tow.

Ugly Fart who listens to too much country: I would come give you a tow, but my V8 truck doesn't tow very well and gets like -4 mpg.

Playa wit da F150: I gottchu Fat Redneck. My aluminum-bodied V6 F150 not only can tow more than any other truck in its class, but it gets good MPGs and will blow the doors off both your sorry trucks wit dat ECOBOOST TECH BOIII.

Fat Redneck and Ugly Fart: Shit, better sell these to a couple suckers and buy a FORD...
by nevabrokedown May 27, 2017
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Ford middle school

Ford has girls who think they better then everybody because their friends with everyone.
They think their from the hood.
If your a Ford Middle School girl drag the other girl who thinks their that girl.
Ford middle school has annoying “popular 7th grade girls”.
by viceelohasmyheart March 16, 2023
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Ford

Ford is the worst car company created. Ford makes vehicles that are fixed or repaired daily, and many of them are f**ked on race day.
My ford had to get pulled out of the mud by a sweet Chevy the other day.
by EGGSareAWESOME April 4, 2017
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The Harrison Ford Effect

A common phenomenon where a person's most famous artwork, video, movie role, or other creation/appearance in media is incidentally their least favorite, and the person in question inevitably grows to hate said work as it becomes the sole thing they are known for.

The term is named after actor Harrison Ford, who has famously expressed his distaste for the Star Wars franchise after decades of only ever being seen as "the guy who played Han Solo."
A: "John setting his YouTube video to 'private' is just another case of the Harrison Ford effect. He's ready to move on from it."
B: "But it had over a million views!"
A: "That doesn't mean he enjoys hearing about it all the time."
by TSwany August 10, 2022
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