This word basically is used to call someone a piece of shit. People usually call people Ass Wipes when they are a pain in the ass, or a sociopath.
Person 1: “Your such an Ass Wipe”
Person 2: “Wtf did I do?”
Person 1: “Nothing, I just think your a piece of shit.”
Person 2: “Wtf did I do?”
Person 1: “Nothing, I just think your a piece of shit.”
by DemOddPigz December 24, 2019
Get the Ass Wipemug. A game with friends; you use the bathroom for a number 2. You are allowed to use as much toot paper as you like the only rule is you are only allowed to wipe once!.
Matt: "Hey Brodie"
Brodie: "Yeah mate"
Matt: "You just do a shit?"
Brodie: "Yeah mate"
Matt: "Do a danger wipe?"
Brodie: "Oath, still got dags hanging, was a wet one"
Brodie: "Yeah mate"
Matt: "You just do a shit?"
Brodie: "Yeah mate"
Matt: "Do a danger wipe?"
Brodie: "Oath, still got dags hanging, was a wet one"
by 90yoman August 8, 2018
Get the Danger Wipemug. When you bring your lap top into the bathroom with you as you take a gallient poop. You wipe it and type it!
I have to take a giant dump but really need to post a new status about my cat...I will just Wipe n' Type!
by P Squiggle July 16, 2011
Get the Wipe n' Typemug. by dcjaevnbghisf April 19, 2019
Get the ass wipemug. A tortilla. Tortillas, or Mexican spoons, are not only useful for wrapping food up, but can also be used as scoops or for wiping up that last bit of chile relleno.
by TheSpaceShowMustGoOn May 6, 2014
Get the flat wipemug. The extremely difficult challenge of abstaining from wiping your ass after defecating. The lack thereof creates a hard exterior shell after 3 months, which signifies the elite alphas from the beta sheep. After one year of keeping a pure ass free from toilet paper, your mind will be unlocked to many abilities some consider unnatural.
Dude 1: Bro how is the Wipe Abstinence?
Dude 2: Man I started to levitate for up to 2 seconds at a time and I only stopped wiping 3 weeks ago!
Dude 1: That's amazing dude, I just got promoted to the head of the company I work at and I'm only 3 days in.
Dude 2: Man I started to levitate for up to 2 seconds at a time and I only stopped wiping 3 weeks ago!
Dude 1: That's amazing dude, I just got promoted to the head of the company I work at and I'm only 3 days in.
by PoopSockAdvocate December 28, 2019
Get the Wipe Abstinencemug. Example 1 - I was absolutely wiped stinking at the winebar.
Example 2 - that wee girl canny hack it she’s wiped stinking
Example 2 - that wee girl canny hack it she’s wiped stinking
by Shitey knickers August 25, 2025
Get the Wiped stinkingmug.