Deep Dickin' Tuesday

When it's Tuesday, your kids are in college, and you have the whole house to yourself and you fuck your wife multiple times on the living room floor and then go to the diner.
While Tommy and Dean are at school, me and Patty take full advantage of our favorite day, Deep Dickin' Tuesday.
by Kelce's Lyre Clip November 15, 2018
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Tuesday club

A totes amazing secret club where awesome food is eaten and everyone wants to be in it

#Tuesdayfam
Person not in club: hey, what’s that you’re eating?
Tuesday club member: shut up you ain’t in da club!!!
Person not in club: (crying loudly)
by RoadG February 21, 2018
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fire tuesday

Fire Tuesday is the one day of week that you wait until dark to burn everything you can in the garden.

It is only acceptable to burn on a Tuesday under the cover of darkness. If you fail to follow the fire Tuesday code of conduct you run the risk of angry neighbours.
“Is that neighbor burning shit again”

“Must be fire Tuesday already
by David David's son April 16, 2024
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Tuesday

John- “Why is the sky blue?”

Philip- “Tuesday”
by Tuesday Man May 22, 2021
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Monkey Tuesday

Monkey Tuesday is when you fall in love with someone who’s first letter in there name start with H
by The silly Willy man 8222 July 2, 2022
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Turtle tuesday

the best day where turtles are celebrated across the globe
by sircarno January 19, 2021
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