When it's Tuesday, your kids are in college, and you have the whole house to yourself and you fuck your wife multiple times on the living room floor and then go to the diner.
While Tommy and Dean are at school, me and Patty take full advantage of our favorite day, Deep Dickin' Tuesday.
by Kelce's Lyre Clip November 15, 2018

Person not in club: hey, what’s that you’re eating?
Tuesday club member: shut up you ain’t in da club!!!
Person not in club: (crying loudly)
Tuesday club member: shut up you ain’t in da club!!!
Person not in club: (crying loudly)
by RoadG February 21, 2018

by reese h January 7, 2022

Fire Tuesday is the one day of week that you wait until dark to burn everything you can in the garden.
It is only acceptable to burn on a Tuesday under the cover of darkness. If you fail to follow the fire Tuesday code of conduct you run the risk of angry neighbours.
It is only acceptable to burn on a Tuesday under the cover of darkness. If you fail to follow the fire Tuesday code of conduct you run the risk of angry neighbours.
by David David's son April 16, 2024

The answer to everything.
by Tuesday Man May 22, 2021

by The silly Willy man 8222 July 2, 2022

by sircarno January 19, 2021
