moon shoes

A sexual act usually with a man ramming his foot up another man's ass

"YOOO I GAVE THAT NIGGA HEAD AND MOON SHOES"

by nibbas whoms'ed'iv February 21, 2017

Flag

Get the moon shoes mug.

Moon Luge

Similar to "Snail Trailing", except done with your ass crack, preferably sweaty. Bare ass cracked starting from the bridge of the nose down to the tip, place ass crack and slide!

Not only was I Teabagged, they threw in a Moon Luge for good measure!

by AbsolutelyTheUndeniableTruth November 2, 2012

Flag

Get the Moon Luge mug.

A form of prank executed in male locker rooms where one individual, while they have their bare ass out, jumps and tries to land their ass as high as they can on the unsuspecting individual. Bonus points awarded for making it to their head, but points subtracted if said person is of a shorter stature.

Jake: Damn, Bryan hit me with a moon landing on my head earlier in the locker room today.
Chris: Yeah, but you're like 5'8 so that's not really all that impressive.

by Doctor Shroinkenberg April 28, 2021

Flag

Get the Moon Landing mug.

Moon Slugging

Spreading a trail of pre-cum over a bare ass when having sex doggie style.

Man last night I just turned 'em over and we were moon slugging for a good long time.

by da Val June 16, 2008

Flag

Get the Moon Slugging mug.

Dudley Moon

A saucy professor who indulges in the company of cats and the delight of upside-down pineapple cakes. Typically, Dudley Moons are fluent in Japanese. It's possible they take courses on the language in order to enjoy cinematic wonders known as "Hentai."

I went to bio lecture and Dudley Moon walked in. I wish he'd use that cat tie he's wearing to tie me up and eat upside-down pineapple cake off of me.

by Yalocaldrugdealer May 22, 2018

Flag