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thunder cunt

by kenzqeh July 31, 2018
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Thunder Rain

A baseball term invented to increase your chance of going yard by the thunder gods. The thunder gods contains the greatest baseball legends to ever play the game. This includes Babe Ruth, Jackie Robinson, Hank Aaron, Lou Gehrig, Mickey Mantle, and last but not least Derek Jeter. The thunder gods have very powerful powers when awoken by the team using them. Thunder rain is a term invented by the Alpine baseball team. This power is released when you hike with your bats and arrange them in a perfect pyramid with 5 bats and 6 candles. Set them up with a candle between each bat and one in the middle. After set up you will begin the ceremony and begin yelling tribal calls calling the gods to be on your side. When finished with ceremony grab your bat and speak privately with it until you and it are comfortable together. This alone time will help you in the future when you have to trust it. When done your thunder rain ceremony is over and you can just go home and get ready to hit jacks at your next at bat or whenever the gods are on your side. Dont be scared if they dont show up till late in the game they can do whatever they want whenever they want. The end #thunderrain #srszn #fsu
The thunder rain gods will be on our side tonight.
by buckbeast15 February 19, 2019
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The Thunder Rolls

1. What you say to your friend when you see an obese person's rolls because of being topless or close to it.

2. A song by Garth Brooks with a good title for describing huge fat rolls
Bill sees a very overweight woman wearing a two piece swim suit.

Bill says to his friend: Hey, John. The thunder rolls. Tehe
by teddybearfuzz August 31, 2018
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thunder dome

when you’re getting a blow job and you fart
Yo i was hooking up with this girl and totally thunder domed her.
by jaybreeeeezy June 5, 2018
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Planet Thunder

A term for those who are so stupid that they refuse to use emojis and instead they type the emoji names out to be annoying. Commonly has a bbl. Blocks people for no reason. Silly cow.
by Aaaaaaeeerre4 August 16, 2022
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thunder chunk

big cheeky butt. Derived from Thunder Butt. Can also be referred as Thunder Cheeks. bubble butt booty big butt
Wow, mon check out that thuder chunk at 5'oclock.
by Kipp December 15, 2004
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chocolate thunder

dayum that a fine mutha fucka! he's 100% chocolate thunder, i sure like to taste me some reggie
by reggie roberson July 17, 2003
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