picked off third

When you've made it to third base with a girl, but you get shut down before either one of you reaches orgasm.

Dude #1: You finally seal the deal with her last night?

Dude #2: Nah, man, I got picked off third.

by Morty Apples July 26, 2014

third story life

When you stunting on the streets because you still living in your momma house

You know he buying bottles at the club because he living that third story life

by realstreetmoneytalk September 25, 2018

sextuple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and twelve great-great-grandparents in common.

Sextuple-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

quadruple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and eight great-great-grandparents in common.

Quadruple-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

third base compromise

Getting to third base with a new partner and finding something unexpected, but continuing anyways

"I didn't know you had a penis, but it's all good, I'll take the muddy road and call it a third base compromise"

by PurpleDido March 17, 2015

Third legger

A person who is accepted to join into threesomes of multiple couples.

"You know Sena is not the typical girl you date. Perfect for couples wanting a third legger though."

by crecia April 4, 2024

irregular-septuple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and thirteen great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-septuple-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024