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Flaccid Unicorn

When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016
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unicorn stickers

When a girl shits in the guys mouth and he takes the shit and rubs it in circles on the girls ass
Wow those unicorn stickers look cool
by Funny& April 18, 2018
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Virtual Unicorn

Someone online who is awesome in every way.
by Tiny Kittenz March 20, 2019
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unicorn gas

1. (N) Small canisters of compressed nitrous oxide intended for cooking and baking purposes, which are inhaled for a momentary high.

2. (Compound Verb with "do") The act or process of inhaling nitrous oxide from small compressed canisters or compressed cans of whipped cream.
How do you not like whipits? It's Hippie Crack, Unicorn Gas Brother..
by /fa/ggot annon June 20, 2016
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Unicorn dragon

Unicorn dragon is a term typically used to identify a wlw couple. Introduced by Lauren Jauregui in her coming out letter. “I’m a unicorn but I’m in love with a dragon”.
Will you be the unicorn to my dragon?
...
We could be a unicorn dragon
by Hehecamren September 10, 2020
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unicorn's horn

Something that is very awesome, but also very rare.
Hey, have you heard of that vegan soft serve shop?
Yeah, man. That place is the unicorn's horn.
by David Hamburgeee July 13, 2014
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Chicago Unicorn

The art of having a threesome with one woman and two men. The woman is in doggy position while a man takes her from behind and the other man is pressing his dick against her forehead while she simultaneously licks his balls. The end result should be mass amounts of semen in her hair and on her back.
Guy 1: Dude, last night was great. Me and my girl finally did the Chicago Unicorn

Guy 2: No way! How did it feel?

Guy 1: It was magical.
by tombrady2k15 April 8, 2016
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