Velma syndrome is when a person with glasses is punched hard enough that his or her glasses are removed from their face causing a lack of vision.
Symptoms of Velma Syndrome:
1. Loss of glasses
2. Hallucinations
3. Getting your ass beat in a fight
Symptoms of Velma Syndrome:
1. Loss of glasses
2. Hallucinations
3. Getting your ass beat in a fight
by Fishie Fish November 29, 2013
Get the velma syndromemug. "I Said That Syndrome" when a person kept repeating the same words that you just said like one second ago. very similar to echoe or parrot syndrome. it's super contagious and super annoying so beware because there is no cure for this disease.
"Dude, i almost choke the shit out of my co- worker this morning during our meeting because of her IST syndrome- she kept repeating what i just said like a dumb parrot."
by King Kamehameha III March 2, 2010
Get the IST Syndromemug. by Sergei_Malenkov March 29, 2013
Get the Javert Syndromemug. The overwhelming need to go poo when browsing in a store. This typically happens in the library or bookstore. It has also happens in stores that have a lot of selections.
"I went to find a book to give my friend for her birthday but my library syndrome kicked in and I had to beeline it to the bathroom."
by Conchita February 23, 2013
Get the library syndromemug. S omeone's
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First coined by XKCD webcomic. This pertains to when you stumble upon someone on the internet whose beliefs and allegations are so wrong, it creates an unstoppable urge to correct them.
This urge can so strong, your earthly concerns (hygiene,eating,sleeping,etc.) are tossed to the side until either the issue is resolved or you just collapse from exhaustion.
W rong
O n
T he
I nternet
First coined by XKCD webcomic. This pertains to when you stumble upon someone on the internet whose beliefs and allegations are so wrong, it creates an unstoppable urge to correct them.
This urge can so strong, your earthly concerns (hygiene,eating,sleeping,etc.) are tossed to the side until either the issue is resolved or you just collapse from exhaustion.
*Monday morning*
Boss: Why are you 2 hours late for work? And what that smell?
Employee: SWOTI syndrome, sir. That holocaust denier kept me on the computer the whole weekend. I'm so hungry...
Boss: Why are you 2 hours late for work? And what that smell?
Employee: SWOTI syndrome, sir. That holocaust denier kept me on the computer the whole weekend. I'm so hungry...
by Bella Dragon February 4, 2009
Get the SWOTI syndromemug. Mike Syndrome is a disease where you shoot and you are unable to score. Side effects include posting, rq, and being bad
by F1NE July 6, 2018
Get the Mike Syndromemug. Condition afflicting certain pop songs, the lyrics of which clearly show that the author penned the first verse and bridge effortlessly, and then got badly stuck on the second verse. Named for the song 'Life on Mars' by David Bowie.
"I really like that 'No-One Knows' by Queens of the Stone Age."
"Yeah, me too, but it's got LOM Syndrome like a motherfucker."
"Yeah, me too, but it's got LOM Syndrome like a motherfucker."
by Peter Gibney (again) February 1, 2009
Get the LOM Syndromemug.