jeff boh-zohs
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A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities in either online, or in business/social circles:
- Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).
- Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).
- Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.
- Markets himself as a CEO, founder, or visionary but can't even understand the technical aspects of the business, much less justify the model.
Synonyms: Budget Bezos, Clown Mogul, Fake Flex CEO.
Noun / Roast
A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities in either online, or in business/social circles:
- Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).
- Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).
- Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.
- Markets himself as a CEO, founder, or visionary but can't even understand the technical aspects of the business, much less justify the model.
Synonyms: Budget Bezos, Clown Mogul, Fake Flex CEO.
“Bro I have an idea that could change the world. You do the coding, I’ll handle the business side.”
“Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos.”
“Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos.”
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