frosted flakes

the dried-up crunchy bits you find in a cum sock

"ew, whys there wood chips in this sock?"
"Dude those are frosted flakes!"

by anonbandit September 20, 2022

frosted flakes

the toilet paper flakes left on your lips when you eat a girl out

Damn I can’t believe you went down on Jennifer!
It was great other than the frosted flakes

by javier escobar August 28, 2022

Markus Frost

A is very unpopular and has very many crispy socks and thinks he is cool for it

Everyone: he is such a Markus Frost

by Markuseater10000 October 4, 2022

Frosted Fakes

Off-brand or generic version of the Frosted Flakes cereal.

"I could go for a nice bowl of Frosted Fakes right now!"
"You mean Frosted Flakes?"
"We don't have that kind of money."

by Robbie06261995 August 6, 2020

Frosting the Pud

To ejaculate on top of one's own feces, typically straight after taking the shit.

When you're peeking under the stalls at work: "Better not be frosting (the) pud in there!"

"You best not be frosting the pud in there, you bitch."

by Brightside216 May 28, 2021

Prostate Frosting

Cum from a man's asshole.

Andrew M. loves to eat Jordan W.'s prostate frosting.

by Thepenisgallery July 30, 2016

frosted corndog

A frosted corndog is a corndog dog used in prison by women to fornicate usually end up looking like it has frosting on it because they have to share the corndog amongst each other

The girls in lockup love it when the frosted corndog come in because they all get to use it while it's frozen and it looks like it's frosted when they're done but it's just a bunch of different vagina juice

by Dingofish March 10, 2024