Eli P.

The gayest man alive. He loves to fuck little kids and will suck dick for free. He has no bitches and loves dick. He loves to suck his own dick too.

“Look at that Eli P.”

by Satanslittlepplover September 15, 2022

Eli

Fresh goat, cool, dope ya boi is da real MVP especially at basketball and soccer😎🏀⚽️

James:yall seen Eli

Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh

by Freshyboiii😎 December 12, 2020

Eli

A man who is more awesome than any Celine, Samantha, Bryon, Olivia, Charlie, Addyson, Jaylene, and Abbie

"Wow, Eli is Awesome!"

by Ghostflame August 23, 2021

Sarah Eli and David Chandler

The best of lovers. Nothing can hold a candle to the love they have for each other. They grow and love and learn together. They are bonded throughout time and space.

Sarah Eli and David Chandler are the best of lovers. They are comfortable with each other in every way, almost as if they are one.

by Princess kitty UwU January 19, 2021

Eli

Really is the type of guys who looks like a big dildo.

Eli is a giant cock.

by jesus on the smoke October 28, 2021

Kristian Eli

Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.

You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Eli

Some short kid that steals your food all the time. Sucks in pvp games like Fortnite and is easy to no-scope

“Bro you’re as good as Eli. You’re ASS”
-teammate

by kashew_ng February 23, 2024