couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

Dolphin-head

When the tip of a man’s penis slips out of some article of clothing.

Bro I was working out in some super small shorts and my dolphin-head just popped right out.

by Girth-Micheals January 04, 2024

Epiphany of dolphin

When a group of dolphins has a really great idea and then they do it; also plural for a brilliant group of dolphins

Epiphany of dolphins like a barrel of monkeys like a tower of giraffes like a murder of crows

by Bambi barrister July 01, 2022

Dolphin Hole

In reference to one who's penis is inverted.
Often caused by obesity

"look at that guys dolphin hole"

by Shaunchomper October 31, 2018

like a dolphin

to describe anything at all that does not include something a dolphin would do

"dude, i just got laid"
"oh man thats awesome.... LIKE A DOLPHIN!"

by f-tang, and lewychewy February 17, 2011

Squeal of a Dolphin

When you giving it to you're girl

Before loosing a load, pull out, flip her over on her stomach
Prop her for doggystyle
Before entering the anus

°Quickly°
She reel herhead back while mimicking the sequel of a dolphin similar to

"en en en en en en en en en en en en en en en enen en en en en en en enen en en en en en en enen en en en en en en en"

En en en

Julie must be watching penguins clips

You mean someone pleasured a squeal of a dolphin out of you're mom

by Carrotbeaver July 27, 2019

Dolphin Laugh

When you drop an uncle stinky that erupts out of the water and bobs around doing tricks to the point where your asshole makes a dolphin sound like "aaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

See also: uncle stinky

I just had the best dolphin laugh!

by Jockstar25 April 22, 2017