Mooey Porn

A luscious meadow, upon which a cow could only dream of chewing cud

They say grass is greener on the otherside but this is straight up mooey porn

by Blow Darter February 24, 2020

Porn whacker

Some weird ass dude who loves porn so much they prefer a porn movie over real poon

That weird porn whacker Wally passed up a booty call with Darlene Amaro so he could sit in front of a porn video and whack off!!!!

by BigAssscholar March 8, 2019

Porn Jesus

A term used to define a well hung dark-haired male with a beard and long hair.

Damn, have you seen that porn Jesus over there? He's hot!!

by Ruby-Slippers July 25, 2016

spiderman porn

Ever since I was a kid, I have had an increasing attraction to Spider-Man's domination. I realiseI realize this is because my suppressed dictation to Spiderman's massive cock I realisedoh awesome and powerful I went on pornhubI realize this is because my suppressed dictation to Spiderman's massive cock hey oh awesome and powerful I went on

Spidey ur rectum is large. Spiderman porn ftw

by Horny Panda September 18, 2016

Starship Porn

A movie wherein the sole redeeming attribute is a lascivious overview of a spaceship.

Star Trek The Motion Picture is raw Starship Porn.

Suitable only for geeks and trekkers who (at the time) hadn't laid eyes on the Enterprise for several years when the movie came out.

by Dirt Bath January 13, 2010

Mars Porn

When any member of 30 Seconds To Mars or the Echelon posts tweets, Facebook posts, snapchats, InstaGram posts, et cetera that in any way triggers the world-wide Echelon family. Including but not limited to: Hurricane clips, The Kill clips, naughty photos, shirtless photos, close up of eyes/hair/beards/asses of any member of the band, hand/vein/back/legs/neck/eye/etc porn, clips from Jared Leto's films, vine clips created by Echelon and/or fans, any video where Jared's vocals are killing it, any video where Shannon is drumming, any video where Tomo or Stevie are shredding it, any update on new Mars things to come, any mention of touring or Mars' new album that's coming out et cetera

hand porn neck porn vein porn eye porn leg porn sock porn hair porn beard porn J porn Shan porn Mars porn tattoo porn vocal porn

Did you see the new J porn on Jareds snapchat?!

Mars is posting porn on Jareds sc again...new Mars Porn

by loralaimango November 16, 2016

minecraft porn

I don't even know why it exists and from what I have seen its disgusting not as disgusting as boku no pico but disgusting

Some guy 1 : have you watched minecraft porn ?

Some guy 2 : no that shit is disgusting

by kevin7002 February 27, 2017