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Tax

The one thing people hate to pay because they think that taxation is theft, but then use a shitload of services provided by those taxes they paid, such as roads, public school and libraries (And in the case of most non-US developped countries, public hospitals too).

The problem with tax is not the fact that government takes money from it's people, it's how that money is often mismanaged.
Person 1: I refuse to pay taxes!
Person 2: Then please stop walking and driving on roads, stop going to the library and remove your kids from the public school and send them to a private school instead.
Person 1: Why dumbass?
Person 2: Because you're using services that are mostly paid by the taxes you refuse to pay. If you don't want to pay, then you don't haeve the right to use these services.
by Sabin Figaro April 30, 2018
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Haines tax

The overly exorbitant amount that people are willing to pay for this particular brand of boat, mainly due to popularity of certain Facebook pages
That boat was nice, but the Haines tax on it is ridiculous
by Skinny19R June 4, 2018
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Social Tax

The tax you pay by spending time and energy reading stupid comments.
Why should I have to pay social tax to support your ignorant comment?
by Knightingale Mason January 9, 2020
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women’s tax

Women’s Tax is a term for the things that society pins on women to do involuntarily (like not paying taxes per say) to not feel ashamed, manly, or “gross” that only apply to women i.e. having to shave nearly your entire body almost every other day-
Women 1 - I really wish I could grow out my body hair and not feel ashamed about it!

Women 2 - Yeah, I hate women’s tax.
by georgiatrue January 22, 2020
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lady taxes

When you want to do something else, but you end up spending time with your significant other for the sake of placating them and maintaining the relationship.
"My friend won't make it to poker tonight; he's paying lady taxes."
by Mcpatience April 1, 2020
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Fry Tax

The consumption of a customer's food by a delivery driver for having to wait on a customer to provide access to the residence.
The customer did not leave a gate code, so she paid a 21 fry tax
by bobb cobb April 3, 2020
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Tax

(verb) to charge someone extra in order to make a flip. typically used as drug and trapping lingo.
I had to tax him on that dub or else I wouldn't of made a profit.
by MrCoronaEnthusiastVirus April 10, 2020
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