Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.
Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE THIRD BIRTHDAY 3rd (3)...
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A Big cuck who likes to get fucked by dudes
"Hi my name is MArcus brown quii quii quavious the third cousiton Dequavioun Lu and I like to get fucked by dudes" also my phone number is +1 (623) 262 4183
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A Big cuck who likes to get fucked by dudes
"Hi my name is MArcus brown quii quii quavious the third cousiton Dequavioun Lu and I like to get fucked by dudes" also my phone number is +1 (623) 262 4184
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Third-Party Band Merch

An article of clothing or memorabilia made for an artist/band by someone who is not affiliated with them.
"Dude look at this sick Kanye West shirt I found!"
"That is third-party band merch if I ever seen it."
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octuple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and sixteen great-great-grandparents in common.
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octuple-third-cousin

Octuple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and sixteen great-great-grandparents in common.
My octuple-third-cousin is a good person.
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