Polished Piece of Shit

A piece shit type who looks the part of a person who has there shit together but they are soulless and completely corrupt.

I thought he was so hot... I had all these false ideas of him. Once I meet him in person his online and media persona was so opposite to what I found... underneath his cool quite facade was calculating fuckboy... basically a polished piece of shit.

by Coolcandle September 12, 2019

polish ham saddle

A sexual position in which the male gets down on all fours (naked), so that his front is facing up, the partner rides on top in a side-saddle position.

polish ham saddle it's a difficult sexual position to master.

by Knight0wl March 2, 2014

Polish Happy Meal

When you order a McChicken Sandwhich without mayo, spread a little ketchup on the upper bun, your own cum on the lower bun. Then scrunch in your fist and use as fleshlight.

I was feeling stressed last night, so I had a Polish Happy Meal

by DJ Pies January 24, 2018

Polish Hide and Seek

Hide and Seek but when you find a person you hit them in the head with a brick, causing concussion to death

"Hey Dimitri, Lets play Polish Hide and Seek with Vasilly and Karol?" - We cant Play with Karol, He is in a Coma

by Swifty83 December 18, 2019

polish jump start

going to a basketball court, getting naked, attaching power cables to your nutsack, jam a midget on the end of your cock and hit the switch with the intention of blasting the midget off your electrified wang through the hoop from the 3 point line. extra points for a swish.

yesterday sucked ass, i was boris yeltsin level drunk and i hit the court with some homies to practice my polish jump start. i killed 3 midgets and my cock exploded....i did hit a few 3's though. winning!

by lance uppercut176 December 9, 2011

Polishing ol' Pete

To scrub off Mr.Happy down there, to achieve sexual pleasure.

Once I walked in on my boyfriend polishing ol' pete with a hotdog bun.

by HoroscopeJunkie April 5, 2008

Polish Horse-Rider

Breaking a bottle of chloroform to knock a horse unconscious, then proceeding to insert the horse's penis into your own ass or a partner's, only to have the horse awake mid-fuck and ram the individual's asshole so hard it ruptures his or her intestinal wall and they bleed out. Usually the death occurs in the field, the hospital bed or during the act itself.

Robert: What the hell happened to Todd, I heard he died?

Lee: He totally chloroformed that horse to try to have it fuck him, but it woke up and totally Polish Horse-Rider'd the shit out of him. Literally.

Robert: Shit, well what the fuck happened to the horse? I was going to fuck it.

by Ernest P. Worrel July 25, 2009