by Amelia2121 January 7, 2022

Creator of life. An absolute sigma standing at 5'7" with several trillions in the bank that he acquired via abusing chipmunks and tax evasion. He mogs with Ice Spice daily and they often snack on each others foreskin. This is what makes him such a skibidi.
If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.
When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.
If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.
When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.
by Ogobogga April 27, 2024

by Hahahfunnny January 4, 2024

by Manther Costello October 29, 2020

v. Thinking up a beautiful, thoughtful, or elegant plan: usually to avoid work or school.
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Fake leg casts! That will not work. You are not hawking man. Stand back; let a man-sized brainpan get to work up in this clubhouse.
by gnostic3 January 30, 2018

Bro I was with this girl the other night and she wanted something new so I Tony Hawked her. Got that mad combo score with her!
by anonymous April 20, 2025

The action of "swiping" you or someone elses mo-hawk (at least 4 inches in length) vertically, in a downward motion, through the ass crack of another, ideally pants-less, individual. The desired result is a new, undesirable stench on the "shit-hawker's" mo-hawk as well as a startled, awkward, forward thrusting motion from the victim of the "Shit-hawk."
Guy with mo-hawk "That stupid fucker just stole my beer and took his pants off!!"
Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"
(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)
Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"
(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)
by Placentapede March 27, 2010
