you ain’t right

It’s old Southern slang meaning “you’re silly” or “you’re being funny”.

Person: *tells joke*
Other Person: *laughs* You ain’t right.

by AzaleasSuck November 21, 2018

I'm right, you're wrong, shut up.

"I'm right, you're wrong, shut up." - Eugene Lee Yang

I'm right, you're wrong, shut up. Stop complaining.

by WØĀH August 27, 2019

Right-Curve Gang

A fictional subdivision of boys (not men) who’s erect penises curve to the right rather than the left

Did you hear Ben is apart of the right-curve gang??

by Ge-Norch March 23, 2020

Is the urban dictionary always right?

THE URBAN DICTIONARY IS ALWAYS FUCKING RIGHT. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT. WHO EVER ASKED THAT SHOULD BE HUNG.

Anton: Is the urban dictionary always right?
David: THE URBAN DICTIONARY IS ALWAYS FUCKING RIGHT. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT? WHO EVER ASKED THAT SHOULD BE HUNG.

Anton gets stabbed in the gut with a hand.

by Hit me harder daddy December 19, 2016

Right Earring Rule

The rule in which any male wears an earring in his right ear is deemed 'gay' or 'homosexual'. If they have one in their left ear too, they are not gay, but more expressing their feminine side

Jimmy: Hey dude, you think that Carl follows the Right Earring Rule?

Johnny: Of course not! He only has a piercing in his right ear, he is so totally gay.

by jAsOn'S dElI69 May 23, 2011

Two wrongs don't make a right

If someone does something bad to you, getting revenge will just make the situation worst.

Why did you get revenge on me? You know that two wrongs don't make a right, do you?

by kkfra77 August 28, 2016

Right Bitch

N. Shortened form of outright bitch. Someone who is unbelivably bitchy for no apparent reason.

Me: Oh, excuse me!
Woman in line: Fuck off!
Me: What a right bitch!

by Jule's Fro June 30, 2006