pimpin the pumpkin

A general term for doing something cool

Jake: You going to the party tonight?

Jose: Yeah man I'll be pimpin the pumpkin all night long

by Roscoe Nordhoff August 9, 2009

PUMPKIN

The famous words of a guy on the internet saying his favourite vegetable.

“What’s your favourite vegetable?”
“PUMPKEN”
“A pumpkin is food and I apparently have to put this”

by Lololololollolol March 15, 2021

Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.

Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.

by DJMAA November 17, 2023

Twisted Pumpkin

The sexual act of orgasming inside your significant while they spin on your penis to simulate a twisting motion while both parties wear a pumpkin on their head.

Damn man i totally twisted pumpkined with my girl last night
Thats fucking disgusting

by belowavgweinerman September 10, 2021

thumpkin pumpkin

When one has an erection (he) tucks his hard manship between his legs not allowing her or him to see his erection. Upon checking for head erection he opens his legs allowing his hard erection to hit her square in the face. Thus you have the thumkin pumpkin

Yo bro gave my lady a thumpkin pumpkin last night and today she has a black eye!

by Lickmydick72 January 10, 2017

pumpkin punisher

When one inserts their pork sword into a pumpkin then proceeds to shove it into a females mouth repeatedly, making it taste like a pumpkin spiced latte

Aye cuz I did the pumpkin punisher last night!

by Pumpkin Punisher October 29, 2020

Pumpkin

He’s a very good gorilla tag player that jukes a lot and can scale 1v1s anyone who wants to he likes being in competitive

“Oh no pumpkin is in the sever we need to leave!” “He’s to good”

by Yt_pumpkin February 28, 2022