Patrick

Bald crusty nonce. Knows to annoy people and be a moaning bastard. Had severe skin deformities due to poor hygiene. Normally bald or receding at an alarming rate.

Alex: fuck me what’s that smell?
Dolan: thinks it’s Patrick.

by Thewordman October 28, 2019

Patrick

Arsehole

your being a real patrick today

by bajahaubs October 29, 2019

patrick shwavy

It’s when you are so fucked up you do something stupid as hell

Guy 1: yo I was Patrick shwavy last night i asked a dude in a wheel chair how much longer he was gonna be in it after a car accident but he had cerebral palsy and the dude who was in the accident died

Guy 2: damn bro that’s fucked up

by zoda flea December 16, 2019

Patrick

The fucker wont leave me alone

Mom: is that patrick outside of your window with a video camera

Me:fuc

by Eric shon March 24, 2020

Patrick

Usually good looking, fun, and LOVES attention. He'll make broken promises, cheat, make you lose all self esteem, break your heart, but say sorry, and make it look like it was all you're fault. When you're ready to leave him he'll say all the right things to make you stay. Just to do it all over again. He will waste your time. He still lives with his mom at 25 and is going nowhere in life, but blames everyone else for his problems. Will mostly only text, Snapchat, or random pic at odd hours. He's the equivalent to a Fuck boy. Stay away at all cost!

Him: At 2am. "Hey good looking, I'm Patrick. Do you want to hang"?

Her: thinking to herself, I feel like torturing myself. "OK".

Him: At 2am. "Wyd"?
Her: No reply

A few days later...
Him: At 3am. "Hey stranger"
Her: No reply

continues forever!...

by Rosalie Quinn April 15, 2020

Patrick

Patrick is a very sweet guy, he will always care for your well-being. He is hot as fuck, and doesn't play with a girls mind. he is great at sports, and is a workout freak. I wish i could date him because he is so caring and melts your heart

Are you okay?
Yea Patrick came and talked with me

by UnknownChic69 May 22, 2020

Patrick

A DUMBASSS who is obsessed with anime and big weeb yes.

Has a girlfriend who was forced to be with him, she is nice but she has bad choice in boys.
*Dies in anime yes*

OMG, he is defiantly a Patrick, look what a weeb boi.
Ewwww Patrick YUKKKKK!!!

by TrangleCult May 31, 2020