Skip to main content

Crotch Potato

A cock that vaguely resembles a potato, usually lumpy and deformed hereby rendering it useless for any sexual activity. Derogatory term.
Johnny Depp may be "soooo hot" but I'll bet you anything he's got one mean crotch potato..
by Mojo King Bee July 6, 2005
mugGet the Crotch Potato mug.

full potato

"Nigga, you just went full potato"
by Stardust96 February 25, 2014
mugGet the full potato mug.
Related Words

POATEW

Damn! peek dat poatew on the side'!
by luxuryluke May 30, 2005
mugGet the POATEW mug.

phone potato

some one who spends all their time talking and/or texting on their phone.
Jane is a phone potato! she wont stop texting Allin!
by poohbear1539 August 16, 2008
mugGet the phone potato mug.

pocatello

A town of approx. 51466 (2000 census) located in south eastern Idaho. Home to Idaho State University (founded 1901).
Originally the Fort Hall trading post, which became the railroad community of Pocatello. It hosts several historic builds and hotels, which were used as housing for women of "questionable" character. Often times these women entertained the conductors of the railroad.
Pocatello is dominated by the LDS faith and most things are closed on Sundays. Each year they have a parade called "Pioneer Days" to celebrate their crossing to Salt Lake- they block most of the roads. On the same token Poctello houses six coffee shops.
A lot of people do meth in some form or another in Pocatello. It has become a big problem.
There is nothing to do besides go to the roller skating place, the drive-in (only in the summer) and drink large amounts of alcohol.
People were excited when a movie theater was built with 10 theaters and then Lowes built a store next door and the community exploded in happiness. But it was almost orgasmic when Bed, Bath and Beyond popped in and the word on the street is "Olive Garden..."
Pocatello can be a great place if you don't expect too much.
person 1: "if more liberals moved to Pocatello we might actually have traffic on Sundays."
conservative fuck: "DIE HEATHEN!"
by Veranna November 25, 2006
mugGet the pocatello mug.

potato

Obviously the vegetable embodiment of our Lord. It's blessing first graced South America but eventually found it's people in the realm of Ireland. Like the Holy Spirit, the potato may become angry and envoke plagues (i.e. Potato Famine). The holiness of this crop is the reason that upon ingestion the consumer feels jubilant. The crop has also been known to cure disease.
"How did you get rid of your herpes?"
"I ate a potato"
by shtfacedbeaver April 10, 2007
mugGet the potato mug.

potato peeler

A female who scrapes her teeth on a male's penis while giving fellatio.
Man, you don't wanna mess wit that chick. I heard she's a potato peeler...
by SweetSixer December 1, 2003
mugGet the potato peeler mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email