Office Pool Eunich

When your office mates won't either join in the vairous office pools and/or mess it up somehow

I can't believe Mark and Joel split the NCAA pool- the night bfore the final game "just to be safe" What office pool eunichs!

or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!

by Stank the Tank June 19, 2008

Pooling

Verb. - Being a smug, bald, little man intentionally arguing in bad faith or playing dumb.

"I wear a beanie to cover my baldness" - Tim Pool
"I'm drowning in the pool" - Someone getting mad when Tim is pooling all over the place

by Captain Bucket April 11, 2025

speaking pool

A ceremonial participation award for people that didn’t make it into the debating team.

Hi students, Prince Charming and Snow White are the speakers, bashful, happy, angry, grumpy and sleepy are in the speaking pool.

by ZomboxSniper March 12, 2024

Tuna Pool

A large congregation of women in one setting; opposite of a sausage fest

#1: Hey, is that party going to be a sausage fest?
#2: Nah, it's a sorority party. Guaranteed Tuna Pool.

by @TheReptile April 26, 2016

Lilly pool

The creepiest person I have ever met. The end

Lilly pools are supper cool during Halloween

by Hdhdhhdhdhdvdcjsveksb June 11, 2014

Pool Noodling

When you fuckin a bitch until she squirts and then you pull your sopping wet dick out her cooch and smack it until pussy juices splash around

Bro you should’ve seen the pool noodling that took place on this bed last night my sheets were DRENCHED in pussy juice

by anonymous November 22, 2021

drowning in pools

The act of losing extremely early in a tournament, almost always in the group stage. Commonly used as a term in competitive Super Smash Brothers

Guy 1: How did you do at EVO?
Guy 2: Ugh, I ended up drowning in pools man.

by Am3ricanSniper December 8, 2020