White, upper or upper-middle class female. Has strong opinions on, well pretty much everything. Opinions, while strong, are based more on privilege than fact. Will have vacant, crazy eyed stare. May also consider themselves a "Dog-Mom". Likely to post opinions on social media for attention, supported with little basis in reality. Stay at Home Mommy will often respond to debate with "as-if, or what-ev, as she is likely too damn stupid to engage in intelligent debate. An adult referring to themselves as a "Mommy" will have nothing of any substance to contribute to conversation as they are clearly disconnected from reality, have no fear and are potentially a total dip shit, cancer to society and a true step backward in the advancement of society in general. Avoid at all costs.
I'm a Stay at Home Mommy, and you now know all you need to know about the validity of anything I'm about to say next.
by plaidfinger February 1, 2022
Get the Stay at Home Mommymug. 
Having a mommy kink is when you like to call your partner mommy. It doesn’t have to be in a sexual way.
Partner: GIRLL guess what?
Friend:what??!!!
Partner: when me and y/n where doing it he started calling me “mommy”
Friend: BRUHH lucky!!! Did you like it
Partner: hell yeah. It was like I was in a WATTPAD story
Friend:what??!!!
Partner: when me and y/n where doing it he started calling me “mommy”
Friend: BRUHH lucky!!! Did you like it
Partner: hell yeah. It was like I was in a WATTPAD story
by nerdluvr April 11, 2021
Get the Mommymug. me. I'm Mommy.
by cyb3r4ngel. July 25, 2023
Get the Mommymug. Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.
“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”
by Game is game May 18, 2024
Get the Ranch Mommymug. A beautiful mature woman who may or may not be an actual mom but gives off mom energy. She takes care of herself and others well. She is her own boss and doesn't need a man. In fact, men need her! A mommy attracts not only men but women as well. There isn't one person who could deny the beauty and sex appeal of a Mommy. The word "Mommy" has been widely used in pop culture by lesbians who want to sleep with their hair stylist who is older than them.
"Shannon is hot and cares for people so well, she's an actual mommy!"
"I'm gay and can't help that my hairstylist is the OG mommy"
"Mommy? I'm sorry.... mommy"
"Hot older women give MOMMY"
"I'm gay and can't help that my hairstylist is the OG mommy"
"Mommy? I'm sorry.... mommy"
"Hot older women give MOMMY"
by spongebobsocks August 8, 2022
Get the Mommymug. 