Floor Knockers

A plural noun used by Foot fetishist to describe a nice set of feet (aka toe holders).

Some glorious floor knockers can be seen at the beach or Foot Locker!

by Mikael (Mike) Hawk August 4, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Floor-Twenty

Any day when one luckily finds a $20 dollar bill in a public location before any other indvidual can get his/her greasy fingers on said bill. A floor-twenty discovery is followed by rushing out of the public location, cackling like a mental patient just off thorazine.

I had to cough up $13 for my herp' prescription, but then I saw a floor-twenty and scooped it up post haste.

by spiny norman August 31, 2012

Floor Bum

(1)Sex toy. Moulded latex representation of female or male hindquarters, including orifices.
(2)Unfortunate situation.

"Don't go in there, Michael is sliding around on his floor bum again"
"John's pay cut is a real floor bum"

by Florbot October 8, 2016

Floor Liquors

that goofy aah group

chad: "Try to have a normal conversation for longer than 2 seconds impossible challenge"
chad 2: "Real"
chad 3: "We got that goofy aah group"

25.04.2024 - Excerpt from least brainrot Floor Liquors conversation

by uncle O April 25, 2024

Floor Makeover In A Day

The process of overnight decor transformation with Welspun Flooring's Click-N-Lock Tiles that will leave your house looking lit 🔥 like a winter bonfire or a Diwali spark any time of the year.

“How is their decor suddenly looking so wow?”
“Oh they got a floor makeover in a day”

by such-a-day it was November 23, 2021

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