post-nut hangover

The dread that hits when you realize you did some crazy horny shit last night

Person 1: “Oooh fuck I think I think I messed up, I hooked up with my ex last night”
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”

by Dab Police July 23, 2022

Social Contact Hangover

(Noun) A condition which primarily affects Neurodivergents, most often Autistics and ADHDers.
It results from prolonged exposure to social behavior in quantities that tend to exceed their normal tolerance level.
Most commonly occurring around major holidays.
Symptoms include lethargy. withdrawal, and hyper-focusing on tasks which the individual finds calming and/or distracting, all in an attempt to recharge their "Shields" or "Bubbles", essentially reclaiming the buffer zone they construct in order to deal with the world at large

"Seriously, I love my family. But after the Christmas Party last night I am totally bea and have Social Contact Hangover. I'm going to grab a Monster, turn off the lights, and binge every episode of Scrubs today."

by Uncle McFlirty December 26, 2023

sticky hangover

getting drunk , fucked and pissed on then falling asleep and waking up the next day.

he had a sticky hangover after they got drunk the night before

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

hangover nut

Half-hearted masturbation the morning after a bender with the hope that jerking to completion will somehow help alleviate the symptoms of your hangover.

Q: Damn man why did you drain all of the hot water?

A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.

by Connie Linquos March 12, 2014

hangover

A Hangover is where someone has gotten really drunk and has woken up the next day still feeling kind of drunk.

"Last night I got quite drunk and I still fell a little drunk still"
"Yeah that's probably cause you've got a hangover."

by omgminearia December 30, 2016

Hangover Horny

A feeling that lingers into the next day for someone who gave pleasure or received great pleasure from that you can't be with again but want to.

Last night was so good. Why do they have to catch that flight?

"You're just hangover horny. It happens with flings."

by Dimitri6923 May 18, 2025

colonizer's hangover

an expression, thought, idea or behavior that exists or is upheld as a remanant of past colonial beliefs. These are sometimes not concious acts but instead may come as a "slip" into formerly held ideas from the speaker's society.

-ugh, i am so embarassed of my accent, i don't want to talk to anyone at this party.

-girl! come on now, get over that colonizer's hangover. dont't let yourself feel shame for where you come from!

by soquetemojado January 26, 2024