Tobi: Tiffany is tweaking out on some of nature's meth right now.
Noam: What?
Tobi: She had like 7 espresso shots.
Noam: What?
Tobi: She had like 7 espresso shots.
by The Long Haired Beast November 20, 2018

When a man excramates, and then proceeds to place the excrement in an area that is below freezing, so that it becomes rock solid. The man then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the feces, so that it provides an all natural lubricant. Then he gifts it to their partner, allowing them to recive sexual pleasure through the penetration of the anus, or vagina.
"John received a mortal infection through the penetration of one of Jason's famous all natural dildos."
by Cockslammer45 April 11, 2021

by Afterlife2021 August 2, 2021

The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.
I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!
by 220swifty August 7, 2022

He tucked the pocketknife into his nature’s holster just like his granddad used to do on long hikes through the woods.
by ralfsv August 9, 2024

When girls go natural for the whole month and take pictures with their camera not snap starting from the third of November.
Rules are :
1.no makeup ❌
2.no filters❌
U only get one chance ‼️
Rules are :
1.no makeup ❌
2.no filters❌
U only get one chance ‼️
by 123sym&syd November 2, 2019

Natural Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day: fuck her so hard and end it by creampieing her
Omg did you know what special event it is today?
its june 4th there are no special events
No its National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you rail her and nut in her to fulfill the days objective
Omg did you know what special event it is today?
its june 4th there are no special events
No its National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you rail her and nut in her to fulfill the days objective
by TheHimOfHims June 4, 2024
