michael

a slay kween that slays everything he does. he is a real sister

omg michael is such a slay kween.

by picklepoo December 4, 2018

[Michael]

A Dutch Farmer boy;a guy who has really long blonde hair and wears a straw hat;a fagot who loves to take it up the ass

Dude did u just see that kid, he looks like a strait up michael.

by Ricky Verssen May 4, 2008

michael

a man that farts so much that he is categorized as a bio hazard weapon

michael stop we had to shut down power so it doesnt blow up

by jacob billy September 24, 2018

michael

ugly ass basic bitch..... usually has the last name harvey. can’t draw for shit and has bad music taste

“dude he is such a michael... basic as fuq”

by frank ocean fan July 19, 2019

Michaelism

Michaelism is a form of political belief that is normally considered centrist but in reality it’s more of a lack of knowledge on the subject of politics. Most Michaelists accept who runs the country and will happily follow them no matter the pros or cons

Man: Bro did you hear about the politic who-
Michaelist: I’m gonna stop you right there, I’m a Michaelist
Man: The fuck is a Michaelist?
Michaelist: I fall into the Michaelism spectrum of the political compass

by Suthons February 14, 2020

MICHAEL

Michael has a big dick at least 29 inch all the girls like him but on the inside he is very depressed because he has no friends his parents are getting divorced and the girl he likes always is angry at him

Wow it’s big dick Michael

by Michelle the pickle November 9, 2018

michael

An absolute bellend

ah damn. that Michael kid is a right bellend

by mike the dick June 16, 2017