(n.) The mythical word born when Aurora (the Scandinavian singer, not the lights) sang “money, oh no” in The Seed but your brain swore it was manyono. Now canonized as:
1. A phantom word you insist exists.
2. A catch-all inside joke that can mean anything at all.
3. Not to be confused with manoko (Setswana for peanuts).
4. A Scandinavian-sounding non-word perfect for gaslighting Nordic friends into checking their dictionaries.
1. A phantom word you insist exists.
2. A catch-all inside joke that can mean anything at all.
3. Not to be confused with manoko (Setswana for peanuts).
4. A Scandinavian-sounding non-word perfect for gaslighting Nordic friends into checking their dictionaries.
1. “Did she just say money, oh no?”
“Nah bro, it’s manyono. Learn your Scandinavian.”
2. “Hand me the manyono.”
“Do you mean the remote?”
“Yes.”
“Nah bro, it’s manyono. Learn your Scandinavian.”
2. “Hand me the manyono.”
“Do you mean the remote?”
“Yes.”
by ObviouslyCorrect August 23, 2025
Get the Manyono mug.A Portmanteau of the words mayonnaise and adolescent, also relates to the fact that teens love mayonnaise as a favorite condiment for foods, after ketchup of course. Just like how adults prefer mustard over mayo teens these days love mayonnaise, these days.
Person 1: Did you know that mayonnaise has the same number of letters as the word that describes a teenager?
Person 2: Yes, you mean "Adolescent", what about it?
Person 1: Well it just so happens that mayonnaise was voted the 2nd favorite condiment for hot dogs burgers and other foods among people aged 25 and younger, after ketchup that is.
Person 2: And your point is.............????????
Both together: Mayonescent!!! Yea exactly.......
Person 1 : What about mustard?
Person 2: Naw......Mustard sucks, everybody who is young hates it, nobody younger than 22 likes mustard these days, only old people eat that shit!
Person 1: Aight.
Person 2: Yes, you mean "Adolescent", what about it?
Person 1: Well it just so happens that mayonnaise was voted the 2nd favorite condiment for hot dogs burgers and other foods among people aged 25 and younger, after ketchup that is.
Person 2: And your point is.............????????
Both together: Mayonescent!!! Yea exactly.......
Person 1 : What about mustard?
Person 2: Naw......Mustard sucks, everybody who is young hates it, nobody younger than 22 likes mustard these days, only old people eat that shit!
Person 1: Aight.
by Phaenixdrools August 23, 2007
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to describe a girl who gets so uncontrolably drunk and procedes to play with mayonnaise, hence mayonnaise fingers. usually blonde.
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Genesis: while trying to found "manopause" and finding it previously defined, manonymous was born.
Genesis: while trying to found "manopause" and finding it previously defined, manonymous was born.
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