mommy mustard

When you and the boys have a bowl of mustard and you dip your fingers in it and run around chasing and tickling each other yelling “Mommy Mustard”

Tim’s hands were yellow as he chased after Bobby

“Mommy Mustard Mommy Mustard” Tim yelled as his fingers caressed Bobby’s belly

by Jommbo February 28, 2025

Muscle Mommy

A tall, muscular, sometimes middle-aged woman who likes to treat their male (or female) partner like their own child, like how a mother does

Person 1: Bro, I got a muscle mommy girlfriend

Person 2: Damn, she looks old enough to be your mommy

by BSSNV2947 August 10, 2024

2 and a Half Mommies

When a girl has a kid, Finds a MILF, then the girl and the MILF can call each other mommy and the kid calls both of them mommy. But don't call the kid mommy because that's fucking weird.

Abby is into the 2 and a Half Mommies setup

by ballslmbao August 13, 2024

Mommy

A woman or girl who arouses you in a sexual matter and makes your penis erected.

"DAYUM she could for sho be my mommy"

by Winterxlaven April 6, 2025

Mommy ASMR

An audio performed by a woman with a soft and comforting voice, some might say a “mommy voice,” to make you feel comforted, wanted, and less lonely.

Yeah bro, I listen to mommy ASMR to fall asleep.

by Fatter Than Fat May 17, 2025

Sissy Mommy

A girlfriend / Alpha for sissies who are crossdressers. Likes to feminize thier sissy gurlfriends and make them happy. Also makes thier sissy learn their place.
This is a sexual kink, but does not actually require sex.

My Sissy Mommy loves to touch my sissy clitty when I'm lonely.

by thorntonious_rex May 29, 2025

Mommy Time

A strange fetish when you act “naughty” infront of a girl and they need to punish you by sitting on your face or blow chewed up tuna fish in your face

“Oh Ally, I’ve been a very very bad boy today, you know what that means? Mommy Time!”

“Ok Cam, get the tuna and lay down in the closet while I get ready.”

by Mr Carey June 3, 2025