Dirty Dick Licker

A term which defines a person who has wronged you or simply has licked a dirty dick.

That Deanna is a dirty dick licker.

by Sarcastica69 March 21, 2022

Ass Licker Blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh...the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

by ugfest December 12, 2008

pole-licker

One who cleans the cylinderical tube that exoctic dances rub all regions of their body on, with ones tounge in an upward movement.

"Ariane is a pole-licker!"

by Sim1 December 10, 2003

Dildo licker dave

A nickname typically given to people with the name of Dave or David, who have an addiction to licking the juicy creamy cum off of a dildo.

Oh look, dildo licker dave has bit the top of that mans penis off what the actual fuck

by CockLickerDave July 17, 2022

Missouri Lake Licker

When a shot of alcohol is poured on a mans outstretched nutsack like a bowl and then consumed by a a willing participant

Seth I swear she gave me the Missouri lake licker last night.

by Lil_cheezit April 1, 2023

Dirty Dick Licker

A real low down person.

Mark ate the last pickle, what a dirty dick licker

by Jacker Smacker May 23, 2016

pussy-licker's paradox

When your sexual partner establishes that receiving head is a catch-all solution to their personal problems, and you give them so much head that it causes them to feel guilty. However, guilt is a personal problem, which can therefore be solved with more head. Thus, the pussy-licker's paradox.

"She felt felt bad because I was eating her out more than she was going down on me, so I ate her out to make her feel better"

"Aw dude, sounds like you encountered the pussy-licker's paradox!"

by Cunningle January 16, 2023