max knight is used to describe someone who's hot, smart, and most importantly soft. a max knight may be a little autistic in the best sense. a max knight can solve crime while also star in a teen drama with ease. if he's got it all - he's a max knight.
"That guy is so jimmy olsen!"
"Nah, his rizz is too high"
"What does that make him then?"
"He's a total max knight."
"In that case... My max is soft nd i like her"
"Nah, his rizz is too high"
"What does that make him then?"
"He's a total max knight."
"In that case... My max is soft nd i like her"
by dang and ronpa July 7, 2024
Get the max knightmug. a large fat like creature, a cum guzzling moose like to jerk off in McDonalds bathrooms hoping to land the next secret sauce. On his off time, he prefers to say he saves live by taking a shit on young males chests while playing with his clit.
by boobies69boobies March 27, 2019
Get the Sean Ob Knightmug. 1. Militant, activist homosexuals who engage in domestic terrorism, usually as the military arm for so-called civil rights organizations or purely for self-serving reasons.
2. Domestic terrorists whose own homosexuality is their political cause. Being a Choas Knight (CK) is similar to other domestic terrorist organizations such as Sinn Fein or Hezbollah.
3. A person who is socially active in spreading the self-centered cause of his or her own homosexuality. The idea is to overthrow others' worldviews and interests and instead have them focused on the Chaos Knight himself/herself. Searching for worshippers, the Chaos Knight seeks to bully, intimidate, and harass others until they no longer give grievance to his/her open homosexuality.
4. Refers to bully homosexuals.
2. Domestic terrorists whose own homosexuality is their political cause. Being a Choas Knight (CK) is similar to other domestic terrorist organizations such as Sinn Fein or Hezbollah.
3. A person who is socially active in spreading the self-centered cause of his or her own homosexuality. The idea is to overthrow others' worldviews and interests and instead have them focused on the Chaos Knight himself/herself. Searching for worshippers, the Chaos Knight seeks to bully, intimidate, and harass others until they no longer give grievance to his/her open homosexuality.
4. Refers to bully homosexuals.
The Chaos Knights in Roswell, Georgia have climbed on top of their parents' houses and are demanding passersby to accept their golding homosexuality!
by Unemployed and Living at Home June 21, 2011
Get the Chaos Knightsmug. by DJ Mount Rushmore October 12, 2025
Get the KNIGHTmug. A Magic Knight is A bastard of the Royal family who decided to practice dark magic as a teen and never got better. He wasn’t even good at card tricks!
Magic Knight*“I bet I can turn the Jack into a Queen”
Boy 1*”this Kid thinks he’s a Magic Knight, he’s friggiń trash”
Boy 1*”this Kid thinks he’s a Magic Knight, he’s friggiń trash”
by Lord Crumpet December 6, 2019
Get the magic knightmug. this term is used to describe
1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, that even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to can't make head or tail of it.
2) a phrase meaning 'neither here nor there'
1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, that even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to can't make head or tail of it.
2) a phrase meaning 'neither here nor there'
two boys discussing physics homework:
boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us a physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?
boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?
boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I'm neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk, just a little peeved. Bear with me; today i feel eccentric and just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.
boy 2) lol Peter
boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us a physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?
boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?
boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I'm neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk, just a little peeved. Bear with me; today i feel eccentric and just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.
boy 2) lol Peter
by Sexydimma January 3, 2013
Get the neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turkmug. An Instagram goat who posts underrated Messi stats and debunks myths , he makes so many penaldogs cry in comment section.
by Akaskpandi November 26, 2021
Get the Messi knightsmug.