Robert "ARR" Kelly

The alternate universe counterpart of R. Kelly where he becomes a pirate and eats your dad instead of becoming your dad and eating a pirate.

Robert "ARR" Kelly is still at large after all this time, and is showing no signs of slowing down.

by The Great Greasemongerer July 13, 2019

Caelan kelly fry

a handsome boy that you have a crush on

i have a crush on Caelan Kelly fry

by a noob1234 October 6, 2021

Kelly and Murray Syndrome

Kelly and Murray Syndrome or Coversiphobia is the fear of shoeboxes.

“Gary there’s a small issue, i have Kelly and Murray Syndrome”

by AnalFeltcher101 June 16, 2021

carlos lopez kelly

Carlos is the most emotional guy in town, he'll constantly cry over his ex-girlfriends
He's always doing the crabcore move at every Attack! Attack! Show, Or '' pizza making'' his way to the Pile on to sing that sweet Chelsea grin chrorus

Carlos lopez kelly enters to a bar :

- hey dude is that Carlos the jelly Lopez?
- yeah man look at that Bieber haircut

by agarita September 28, 2018

kelly blue balled

When a seller overvalues their vehicle in comparison to Kelly Blue Book

James Kelly Blue Balled me when he priced his car $5,000 above market value.

by AtomicLegend February 19, 2020

R. Kelly Lemonade

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and simulates a cheese grater on your dick, and then fills her mouth with lemon juice and salt to get in the wounds.

"My girl just got braces, we're about to make some R. Kelly Lemonade"

by belent November 13, 2017

kellie lynn dozier

Kellie Lynn Dozier -beyond brighter than any star in The galaxy The more I stair into the sunshine the brighter my future became.

Kellie Lynn Dozier lights up rooms building even city’s with her glory!

by Bama Owens May 8, 2022