"Joe" Pinto

Noun:
Describes a fully grown boy that is just about to reach adulthood. Although sadly the penis that belongs to The "Joe Pinto" has not yet fully matured and is probably around 4 inches in length.

A "Joe" Pinto will usually be around 17 years old but have the penis of a 7 or 8 year old.

by beahhhhman March 2, 2010

joe miracle

when a man finally gets a woman in bed. He ejaculates when she touches his leg. Then he spends the next 30 minutes crying in the corner sucking his thumb.

Steve never had a woman then finally got a joe miracle.

by dave scicluna August 15, 2008

Joe Blow

Generic term for "the average guy." The "man on the street," so to speak. Sometimes lengthened to "Joe Blow from Kokomo" (after Kokomo, Indiana).

As far as Joe Blow is concerned, the worst thing about the Iraq War is inflated gasoline prices.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

fat joe

Fat Joe is the only non-black person in the universe who isn't called a racist by saying "muh niggas". Fat Joe is the love child of Porky Pig and Jennifer Lopez. He is perhaps the ugliest human alive, yet we love him because he is obese... as long as he's at a safe distance from us and our dinner plates.

"I can't look at Fat Joe because it makes me want to yank my eyes out and rub icy hot on my crotch"
or
"Fat Joe is SOOOO cute! I'd totally fuck him, hes a teddy bear!"

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 21, 2004

Joe Rogan

Not Funny.

your such a joe rogan

by nerdxcore July 12, 2011

Joe Somebody

Internet Wigger Rap sensation from the mean streets of Ottawa, Ontario. Joe somebody throws down the most technical versus almost unimaginably.

"I smoke good weed bitch, I'm from mawfuckin canada shit"
-Joe Somebody

"Yo, yo yo, yall dont even know my favorite cookies is oreos"
-Joe somebody

"Joe somebody, ya know me"
-Joe somebody

His videos are widely available on youtube and is known as the worst rapper ever.

Youtube: "Joe somebody rap" or "worst rap ever"

Damn nigga, this whiteboy is worse at spittin than Joe Somebody!

by OsamaBindairDundat September 29, 2009

Joe Ferrari

Why the hell are you looking him up? You really don't know who Joe Ferrari is?! He's awesome end of story.

that guy who can use his name as a pick up line.

"Hi my name is Joe Ferrari"

by pillow face hugger November 13, 2011