Jerry is a caring, amazing person. He- nah, I’m kidding. Anybody with a name in general is a bitch; ESPECIALLY some name like jErRy. This is probably the first name on the UB you’ve seen that isn’t talking about how some random dude is a god and you should worship their fucking existence alone. I mean, what kind of pussy ass name is jerry??? I know, my name sounds weird, but jerry has to be the most albino, austistic, terminally disordered shit I’ve ever heard in my life. I mean, the entire Undertale fandom hates jerry, and that excuse for a community has more people than the military can even think of having!!! Fucking dumbass, jerry. Toms doing us a great job getting rid of that goddamned rat.
Guy 1: Look at that dumbass. What a jerry.
Guy 2: *holding in laughter ( jerry is such a bad excuse for a name it’s considered an insult)*
Both start laughing at that piece of jerry (the thing that’s worse to find in the toilet than shit)
Guy 2: *holding in laughter ( jerry is such a bad excuse for a name it’s considered an insult)*
Both start laughing at that piece of jerry (the thing that’s worse to find in the toilet than shit)
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Perfection in a nutshell. Tank at history and with the ladies. His 12-inch schlong isn't the only throbbing pink giant in the room. He has a warm, caring heart that is a magnet.
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The most awesome kindhearted guy, sweet, but stubborn. falls for one girl he would do anything for her and will always love her. He's so thoughtful and fun to be around. He does have anger issues and tends to get a little aggressive when provoked. He's funny and a terrible liar, but you can't help it, he's just adorable at those points. He can be awkward at some points but quickly regains his confidence. He doesn't really show his emotions, and thinks most people are annoying. He can be quite dense but really nosy it's overwhelming. He treats you like you're the only girl in the world and is really sweet, he will say the most cringy things so you can feel better. He will be there for you when you need him, and is always willing to get down to the bottom of why you're upset. Get yourselves a man like him.
Hell : Is she dating Jerry?
Haven : She is. Why?
Hell : She's so lucky! If I could date Jerry, I would!
The most awesome kindhearted guy, sweet, but stubborn. falls for one girl he would do anything for her and will always love her. He's so thoughtful and fun to be around. He does have anger issues and tends to get a little aggressive when provoked. He's funny and a terrible liar, but you can't help it, he's just adorable at those points. He can be awkward at some points but quickly regains his confidence. He doesn't really show his emotions, and thinks most people are annoying. He can be quite dense but really nosy it's overwhelming. He treats you like you're the only girl in the world and is really sweet, he will say the most cringy things so you can feel better. He will be there for you when you need him, and is always willing to get down to the bottom of why you're upset. Get yourselves a man like him.
Hell : Is she dating Jerry?
Haven : She is. Why?
Hell : She's so lucky! If I could date Jerry, I would!
Jerry is perfect guy!
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