ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔

Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀

Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"

by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020

Ian

having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense.
a stupid person

Ian You're not a coward, stupid!

by Gofackyourself November 24, 2020

ian hooper

the man i look up to. to marry. for him and i to have the share of a kid together and a pet. to be able to spend valentines day with this man. i want to live the rest of my life with him.

boy 1: whos that sexy man??
boy 2: thats ian hooper
boy 1: ok

by unknownbaddie123 December 2, 2020

Ian

Un chico suave que fuma marihuana del 2008. A veces consigue de mejor calidad (del 2012), sin embargo sigue siendo muy suave. Normalmente tiende a decir muchas cosas sin sentido. Su caligrafía es tan buena como su habilidad para escribir en el celular y usar el corrector ortográfico. Fuerte creyente en los pilares del 5G, de las teorías de conspiración, de los aliens, los unicornios, el polvo de hadas, entre otros.

Ian may be the last resource we shall use in this world. It's effectiveness is cero.

by Mike93cr October 23, 2020

Ian

Subject who smokes only weed from 2008.

Ian: Smoking this is like the time machine, back to 2008.

by Mike93cr October 23, 2020

Ian V

Ian V is the one and only descendant from the Russian lord tachanka. Ian V is a sex god getting all the ladies and guys. If you have fucked an Ian V you are the luckiest person alive as he only goes into those who are worthy of his mass destruction. Ian V also has the ultimate power to unleash a girls fluids, when he does this power all girls withing a 10KM radius let out a Niagra Falls worth of body fluids.

Girl 1: "I fucked an Ian V!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, you lucky girl how did it feel."
Girl 1: "He destroyed my insides 😍"

by iouwadkhiawugeyhjkhwaiuegjhwa October 27, 2020

Ian Ackworth

COOL AS F***

Hi Ian Ackworth

They all know my name

by Mr.A (Ian) January 13, 2021