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heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.
Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?
by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014
mugGet the heavy nuts retardomug.

Ts heavy

When you and or your buddy sees a booty with nice shape on it you say "ts heavy"
by Supernga223445 September 3, 2025
mugGet the Ts heavymug.

Heavy Gus

Heavy Gus, Cockney slang for the English colloquialism "Heavy August" (Hottest= Heavy August=Heavy Gus),
was a common blue collar greeting surrounding the excruciating heat waves of 1841-1845 London.

From The Morning Chronicle- June 26, 1842;

"It was with a start, walking up to Charing Cross, a train drudger tupped his cap at me and said "'evy gus, too much for a capper?"
To which I quickly followed, "Sir, it is but only the end of June"
"Aye, bun the sun is peas in the pot, and it's barely mid-morning" he replied- of which I learned a few priors to mean "hot", and so I tupped my hat back at the sweating brakeman.

Last found in print in 1889, the term 'Heavy Gus' is rarely used today.
"As the sweltering morning heat cakes down onto the dock workers, along with the 8 am work whistle, you could hear the salty salutations of "heavy gus to you" among the laborers.
by Bobreingold65 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Heavy Gusmug.

Heavy metal

Won’t you take that ride on heavy metal
-don felder
by Rocheman4280 June 23, 2022
mugGet the Heavy metalmug.

Heavy

A Melbourne term used to describe a certain type of people of wog background. They tend to wear nike techfleece tracksuit, designer bags, designer t shirts (gucci, balmain, fendi, givenchy, LV), paired with either nike TN's, asics gel quantams, or lacostes. Usually have a skin fade with short on the top hair cut and would find them hanging around shisha bars quite often. Always somehow associated with drug dealers.
by moey 123 May 24, 2020
mugGet the Heavymug.

pure heavy bawbag

jessica ur maws a pure heavy bawbag
by wee davie no baws November 21, 2023
mugGet the pure heavy bawbagmug.

heavy on the

repeated after a phrase to emphasize, highlight, or affirm a key or pivotal word in a sentence.
You thought you was gone win, heavy on the word thought.
mugGet the heavy on themug.

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