Do you ever just fuck a burrito isa

Something out of pocket your friend says to you

My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”

Me: “kill youself”

My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”

Me: “I’m blocking you”

*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*

by Charlotte but gayer June 8, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle & Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee & Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion (Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle & Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee & Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion (Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle & Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee & Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion (Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

The BEST thing ever

Abdou Elkamili aka the most handsome man ever

Good morning texts from abdou elkamili are the BEST thing ever

by Wowieyeehaw April 22, 2021

Cutest Person Ever

As evidence suggests, Katherine is the cutest person in the whole wide universe.

Katherine's cuteness is can only be defined by the cutest person ever to exists

by FactsofUniverse December 6, 2022

Have you ever played rugby?

A popular dj Khaled quote in which he mistakes shrimps shumai for rugby, hence asking the camera; have you ever played rugby?

Hey man have you ever played rugby?

by Mbk November 29, 2023

<.7.9.6.7.>This Is The Funniest Shit I Have Ever Heard<.7.9.6.7.>

<.7.9.6.7.>This Is The Funniest Shit I Have Ever Heard<.7.9.6.7.>

<.7.9.6.7.>This Is The Funniest Shit I Have Ever Heard<.7.9.6.7.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Best Girlfriend ever

Mayumi matinaga

You know when you have the best girlfriend ever

by Sara Matinaga Lover May 20, 2023