A Republican so wrapped up in their warped ideological dogma they're determined to vote for "anyone but Obama." A Republican with ideas so disconnected from reality they clearly have hallucinations.
Kitty Elephant is a hilarious game you play with a cat and a sock, you simply place the sock tightly around the cat's head and watch it smash into stuff and do funny seizure like dances while it tries to remove the covering from it's head.
Best results while intoxicated, and remember the more high strung the cat the better.
"I'm bored, lets play Kitty Elephant!"
*places dirty sock on cats head*
*watches cat shit itself trying to remove sock*
"Man! That cat is going crazy trying to get the sock off his head!"
A dance move which involves pulling out you trouser pockets, holding them aloft whilst poking your penis out over your trousers. It is often complemented by a prolonged braying noise.
The Fluffy Elephant is a sex act that must be planned over the course of a couple of years. It all begins when you start collecting your female partner's used tampons and placing them in a jar. After you collect about 20-30, you truly begin the act. You first punch her in the face which causes her to break her nose, stick all of the tampons in her mouth, and fuck her doggy style while pulling on her ears to stretch them out so she can simulate the look of a fluffy elephant.
I performed The Fluffy Elephant on my girlfriend last night. It was interesting to see her chewing on all of that fluff!