Rose Nordberg-ed

To “look” at someone like you want to literally kill them. To criminalize eye contact.

Dude, she said that you Rose Nordberg-ed her. What? I was just ejaculating to her buxom.

by Henry Abbott June 25, 2020

Rose Nordberg-ed

To “look” at someone like you want to literally kill them. To criminalize eye contact. To give someone a murderous look.

Dude, she said that you Rose Nordberg-ed her. What? I was just ejaculating to her breasts.

by Henry Abbott June 25, 2020

Ed sheerans wife

Sophie Sheeran is the name of Ed Sheerans wife

Did u hear Ed got married to Sophie Sheeran she’s Ed Sheerans wife

by Sophs.lmao April 3, 2023

ghosts in your ed

if you have ghosts in your ed head get them out asap. they will make you do things that you wouldn’t normally do and tell you things that aren’t true. ha that kinda rhymed.

person one: dance monkey is a good song
person two: oh no you have ghosts in your ed

by ellacat November 13, 2020

Verbal Diarrhoea-ed

Verb
Past tense of verbal diarrhoea
When you don't shut up for at least 5 minutes about one thing or another.

"*Talking about literally anything*"
"OMG, stop!"
"What?"
"You verbal diarrhoea-ed me!"

by Banana Potato Pancakes November 14, 2020

Arm Of Ed Paradox

The Arm Of Ed Paradox is when Ed , from an alternate timeline had his arm sliced off. This in return caused the arm to fully regenerate into a new being as this alternate timeline works very differently to our own. This Creature was codenamed by Distraction Industries into the 'Arm of Ed' Aka , Ahmed. One day whilst owner of Distraction Industries was skipping through periods if time across multiple vastly different timelines , attempting to eliminate alternative versions of Rhys who were set to diverge from the path of time , he discovered the newly formed 'Arm of Ed' , Upon taking it back to his timeline , the original timeline nicknamed the 'The Origin' or 'Timeline 1' , he replaced the newborn child of a mother ; who was an alternate version of Rhys's mother, he replaced the divergent with with 'Arm of Ed' whose name became 'Ahmed'.

That doctor who episode where his old arm turns into a human is just like the Arm Of Ed Paradox! Crazy

by The Archiver April 25, 2022

getting 980'ed

When you whack a person in the face, breaking his/her eyeglasses and they ask you for a crazy sum of money as compensation. This is known as getting 980'ed.

Friend 1: I accidentally broke that dude's glasses and he asked me for 980 freaking dollars for that! Can you believe it?
Friend 2: Wow, you are totally getting 980'ed!

by NaughtyDawg69 January 6, 2022