Street dolphins

Refers to drunk young women making lots of high pitched squealing noises when walking in groups down the street during a bar crawl.

Sorry, I couldn’t sleep last night, the bar below me had a Taylor Swift eras night, and it was street dolphins howling until 3am

by Troutbutt December 29, 2023

Dolphinately

This word is a combination of the words definitely and dolphin. Dolphin lovers use this word as much as possible because they can’t get enough of dolphins.

Boy - hey isn’t this game awesome?
Girl- DOLPHINATELY!!!!

by Sarah Flunnyphin December 31, 2020

couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching p0rnpoise, because the concept of true human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave Vance fellow turned out to be a real, self-described couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

The Dolphin

When you are taking your girl in doggystyle, then gently try to sneak it into the poo factory, but she will notice. She will then turn her head and mumble the same noice as a dolphin. “Eh eh, eh eh, eh eh”.

Guy: I tried to fuck her in the butt, but i ended up with the dolphin...
Guy: Daaaaamn... I feel you bro.

by HamDenStoreFraSyden June 16, 2019

Dirty Dolphin

When you cum inside another individual and proceed to consume your own cream. Also known as Olsoning yourself.

After I came in his mouth, I dirty dolphined myself when I french kissed him and ate my own Jizz.

by Bigsin2020 March 13, 2024

Dolphin

My favorite animal 🐬. An animal that is amazing and a beautiful creature everyone should love

Wow look at that dolphin it can do flips I wish I was a dolphin but I’m really stupid

by Robyn.simpson477 August 18, 2018

dolphin shoals

Dolphin shoals helps ur health, smartness, and activity. I have studied this for years. I made some guests do an algebra problem, an then made them run a mile. Then I did the same thing but with dolphin shoals. When I played dolphin shoals the guests seemed quicker and smarter. Dolphin shoals helps with a lot of things and everyday problems. Lost your backpack? Dolphin shoals. Lost your mind? Dolphin shoals. So people, try to listen to dolphin shoals at least 5 times a day. But if you have a lot of time then listen 50 times a day.

Guy: I lost my mind.
Me: Listen to Dolphin Shoals.

by justsomerandomcrap13 August 14, 2017