Dumbass dave
A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.
Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.
*blood splatters*
Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”
Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.
*blood splatters*
Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”
Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.
Dumbass dave by Bawston69 August 4, 2019