If your name is Damien you’re likely to be over the age of 30, if not. I apologise for your parents idea of a bloody banger of a name. Damiens I know seem to be quite weird but I suppose everyone is weird in their own ways. Damien I hope that you have a great life despite the let down of a name you have at a club “hello sexy, what’s your name?” “Ello luv just Damien init” that is when you become instantly rejected sorry mate, maybe find a Margaret or a deardry to have a shag with.

bloody Damien is tossing to the grandmas again
What a surprise, this is the 17th time today.
Probably because his same is complete shit and no bird wants to tell the gyaldem she’s got a Damien on her hands.

by Ooolookbitch April 30, 2020

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A sassy lad with a fine downy fluff creeping up his scrotal zipper seam. He enjoys the scent of his own flatulence and makes love to his pet rabbit. On Tuesdays through Fridays, a Damien can often be found crossing swords with a local transient gentleman behind the local five-and-dime for burger money.

Man one: “I sharted out the tip of my dick during the sermon. Father Nugget glared at me.”
Man two: “Chillax dirtbag, or I’ll stick this here Damien in your tuchus. You fucking rat.”

by Krenzz June 28, 2020

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