Rifleman 1: I heard Jack Cooper got a promotion. He's now a pilot.
Rifleman 2: I heard he has wet dreams about his Titan
Rifleman 2: I heard he has wet dreams about his Titan
by atp engineer March 13, 2025

a bike that was found at a school and got smashed at a skatepark and cooper cant tighten the front wheel so it just fell off and everything was loose on it when it was found and the chain fell off and there was rust all over it.
by Mr Beanswer March 24, 2024

A pure gentleman!! Someone who you would love to meet!!! Someone your parents would beg you to keep around!!! And someone very hard to forget!! If you get the chance to meet one, don't let them leave without letting them know how important their life is!!
by KittyCait69 August 28, 2022

A boy with a very little pepperoni pizza in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddle. Dittle little. Smear in his pants.
Hey Cooper Starbucks, want to go to Starbucks? And get a coffee?
Cooper; ya can I get some ch ch ch ch ch ch
Starbucks Employee; fucking spit it out shit head
Cooper; ya can I get some ch ch ch ch ch ch
Starbucks Employee; fucking spit it out shit head
by BigZinmypants July 13, 2022

by 4782jejd March 14, 2020

Cooper Aultman is a white classic high school boy. He makes bad 911 jokes, racist jokes, gay jokes, and sexist jokes. Yet he seems to make people laugh. Sometimes.
by User72836382929 March 7, 2024
