Colored Commentary

n. the mostly annoying but occasionally humorous narration provided by loud African-American patrons while watching a film in a public movie theater.

"The Dark Knight was enjoyable, but I could have done without the colored commentary."

by Jason Mc. August 23, 2008

Colorado Avalanche

This is performed during the climax in intercourse. The male individual would pull out from the rear (doggy style) and then ejaculate on the back of the female. They would then procceed and stradel the seamen and ride her, spreading the seamen on the back of the individual.

I did the Colorado Avalanche one time, but unfortunetly the girl wasnt able to support me and it wasnt performed properly. :( .... I only weigh 180

by Big War January 6, 2007

color guard

another phrase for "free drama classes" that gives twenty highly disturbed teenage girls access to long poles, sabre's, rifle's, and the ability to kick their faces with their legs. basically, if you really want to die, go tell one of the girls that they remind you of an old cheerleading buddy. they'll go tai chi on ur ass.

Joe: Whoa... dude... did you see that gaurdie shove that flag up that guys ass? he must've cheated on her or something.
Frank: AHHH! cover your balls man... they're coming towards us with sabre's!
Joe: Oh no... my artificial leg just broke... go on without me... SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!

by Big Mac May 21, 2004

Colorado Carwash

Where one uses a fresh clump of snow to wash their car following a blizzard, four-wheeling trip, or just, plain out, long spout of laziness.

After the blizzard rolled through, I decided it was probably time to spruce up my ride so I gave it the Colorado Carwash

by Clyde Common March 28, 2009

Coloring Book

The act of having sex with 2 girls on their period and then ejaculating, urinating, and defecating on one another. One person may be used as the sole "coloring book".

I think I got an infection from that coloring book last friday.

I was a crayon in that hardcore coloring book.

by lard is bad August 23, 2011

conorbriens

A strain of Genital warts found on the inner part of the Anus or Rectum. These usually arise from poor Anal hygiene and/or Anal group sex. They spread quickly and are difficult to remove with and in some cases have spread as far as the stomach. Some believe they arose from the filthy sex habits of one Irish male.

The doctor thought he had genital warts but then discovered that it was much worse, this was the first case of conorbriens he had seen.

by Kenneth Martin August 9, 2006

color engineer

Politcally correct slang for "Nigger Rig"

Me: I got my car fixed.
You: Did you have to nigger rig it?
Me: Noooo... I color Engineered it!

by Jeremy Harrison May 27, 2006