Tiny Cakes

Tiny cakes are a despicable thing that should be thrown in the fiery depths of hell. Certain trivial ludicrous writers (cough cough wattpad writers) will use the word tiny cakes when referring to pastries or cupcakes. If you choose to use the phrase “tiny cakes” go right ahead. Just know that is it extremely excessive. You are mistaking me if you think I am talking about adorable little cakes that people make. I’m talking about using the phrase “tiny cakes” instead of merely using “cupcakes.”

Person A: “Did you hear? He loves tiny cakes.”

Person B: “Dammit. Just say pastries.”

by invalid_username_ April 20, 2020

Huge cake

Nice ass

Hey! Huge cake.🍑

by Libbyboo August 14, 2022

kitty cakes

phat yummy juicy scrumptious pu$$y

She got some kitty cakes !

by lilliandelaneyshusband April 30, 2022

Pocket cake

It's cake you store in your pocket for emergencys. Because what else would you have in your pockets.

"I need my pocket cake if I get kidnapped"

by Wiberger September 20, 2021

waxin' the cakes

An absolute plowing from behind where typically the male pulls out his member before spunkification and "frosts" the woman's cakes. Occasionally, the male will use his hands in a waxing motion to cover the entire ass with man juice, thus frosting, or waxin' the cakes. Once the said cakes are waxed, the female sits on the mans chest then spins around and licks up the icing.

The first time Rosie let Edward hit it from behind, he pulled out early and started waxin' the cakes.

by BirdaLooch December 25, 2007

cake fucker

1)a person who...well...fucks cakes. such cakes may vary depending on what kind of cake is baked and prepared.

2)a person who eats too much cake and is abusing the privilage of eating that cake.

see cake eater

1) Stop annoying me you CAKE FUCKER!

2) Do you see that guy over there? He's such a CAKE FUCKER!

see cake sex

by TECHNO TOMOTHY May 18, 2009

Cake Master

One who is efficient at caking. One who is always seen caking. One who is thought of to cake. Can be with one person or multiple girls. (Caking is when you are always talking to a girl on the phone or in person, disregarding the fact that you have friends)

Man you are the master of caking, you trying to wife her cake master?

by naturally on deck1 January 26, 2011