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Those cousins

Oh it’s those cousins
by Uhurtme August 28, 2019
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Cousin Davey's Law

As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.
Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.
by idyt May 15, 2018
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Cousin

My cousin fucks me in the asshole because I don't want babies, and I slap his throbbing cock.
by Iloveducks9000 May 26, 2018
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Clout Cousins

2 niggas that think they are cool but are completely retarted
Look at those clout cousins
I dated my clout cousins
by thin mints r good May 27, 2018
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Eskimo Cousins

Similar to Eskimo brothers, Eskimo cousins are when you and another guy fuck two sisters, it is an eternal bond between two men, albeit less potent than an Eskimo bro bond
Eric: wait mike, did you smash lindsey??
Mike: uh yeah bro why?
Eric: duuuuddde that's my gfs older sister... That's means we're...
Both shout: ESKIMO COUSINS
by fruitbytheinch April 23, 2020
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Cousin It

When you get married and your geriatric grandma tells your husband hes related to her

When you get married the second time and your geriatric grandpa tells you your husband is your cousin
Damn , dude did you hear how her family cousin it her twice?
by sixpence796 March 9, 2020
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Cousin

Whos my favorite cousin: Undetermined!
Fav cousin undetermined
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