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bullshit

"*jojo sigh* this is fucking bullshit it's just straight no hitmarkers"
by jojosiliksreddead May 9, 2023
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Bullshit Testosterone

When someone is either overly arrogant or aggressive regarding a topic where that attitude is completely unnecessary. People displaying this attribute will typically fight until the very end, even when what they’re arguing is clearly wrong. They’ll then try to fight you if you tell they’re stupid.
BS: We’re driving my parent’s car — don’t do ANYTHING that burns gas. Good thing the AC doesn’t use any gas.

Person 1: I’m pretty sure it does

BS: No

Person 1: really?

BS: the AC is powered by the alternator, which is powered by the battery of the car, not the engine.

Person 1: and the battery of the car is powered by the engine, which burns gas.

BS: do you want to fucking fight?

Person 1: now’s not the time for your Bullshit Testosterone

(BS then argued with a mechanic about this very topic for a half hour)
by Gandar Boy May 27, 2024
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you be with the bullshit

A joke or term used to say that you are goofing off or playing around or being funny
John says to Avery I’m going to the gym at 5. Avery goes to John’s house at 8 and says how was the gym? John says he never went to the gym. Avery says “you be with the bullshit”.
by John gotti June 24, 2023
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Bullshit

I wonder what the bullshit of the day is going to be...
Hym “Because you know he’s going to be on some bullshit.... Welp... on another note, how many commercial aircraft disappearances do you think were just suicide? Because it can’t be zero... can it? I mean, you could say 9/11 but the plane didn’t disappear. I mean like a pilot was just done with life and he put some sleeping pills in his co-pilot’s coffee and then he just flew into the ocean. I mean, you wouldn’t KNOW that that’s what happened. You’d only be able to speculate. But what are the chances that it’s happened 0 times? Probably low. Maybe the Bermuda Triangle is like the global suicide forest. 🤷 ♂️”
by Hym Iam October 10, 2022
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Bullshit

“Hey, did you hear about what happend today?”
“No”
Micheal Jackson was found alive!”
“Bullshit.
by kid slicc October 15, 2018
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Means what all awesome shit is related to porn, adult content, sex, and bad words!!!
I looked up THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! on my computer last night and oh goodness, it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
by pornuser May 14, 2018
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bullshit

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literally everyone: bullshit
by cherylb0mbsheII July 24, 2019
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