Bird Grip

When a girl with fake long nails gives you a handjob , scratching the dick in the process.

So how did that go Bro ?
Not well she gave me a Bird grip handjob.

by _VERTIGO_ January 4, 2019

bird bathed

when you get so drunk you take the skin from your ballsack and strech it so it forms a basin in which you pour alcohol into it and get your mate to drink it.

friend one - My head's killing me, what happened last night?
friend two - you got so smashed that you bird bathed and friend three drank from it
friend one - FML

by xKinkyKittenx September 14, 2017

gummy birding

The act of inserting a gummy worm into the anus one color deep and having someone remove it orally. Usually performed after using a large quantity of cocaine.

I totally let her go gummy birding on me last night.we used all the lemon lime ones

by Toxic platypus May 23, 2016

Birds of an egg

Siblings

They are so alike.are they birds of an egg?

by Iamkogi June 7, 2021

Bird pulp

1) The result of a bird entering into a jet turbine

2) Bloody Excrement

3) a term commonly used to deny the existence of extra-terrestrials

4) some nasty shit

a) "yo bitch, yo need ta clean dat bird pulp out yo weave"

b) * pilot speaking to co-pilot* " Take over for a second rookie, I gotta hit the can, that Simpler Times last night gave me the bird pulp "

c) " The Phoenix Lights are oft' refuted to be nothing more than bird pulp"

d) "that bitch be looking like bird pulp nigga"

by Dr. Jerry Gale MD/CRS/DBA/ACS February 11, 2010

rough bird

A rough bird is a female that drinks like a sailor, smokes like a chimney and could be confused with a builder due to the language they use. Rough birds are dangerous and approaching them is ill advised. They are especially dangerous in mating season.

Cor blimey look at that rough bird, I bet she loves it up the wrongen.

by Stepfather of Christ April 19, 2018

Checkin' The Bird

The cool act of keeping an eye on the police. Especially if you have heady trees in your shoe!

Kyle: Hey man why lookin' 'round, acting paranoid
Trevor: Oh it's coo,l im just Checkin' The Bird

Grasshopper: Master why do they call it checking the bird
Guru: Because young one, to them we are the word and they are the swallows waiting to strike.
Grasshopper: Right on

by IsTheBandOutTonight? October 3, 2010