ADAM 

A butter ball shaped man diagnosed with little man syndrome with enough weapons to support a Libyan militia

Adam would be an amazing basketball player if he wasn’t the size of a toddler

ADAM by Mikedogg95 November 23, 2021

Adam 

You may not know an Adam for that long, but trust me when I say this, he is the guy! Tall, cute and beautiful green eyes, you just can't get enough!

Person 1 " damn hes hot"

Person 2 "and tall"

Me "hey! That's my Adam!"

Adam by anonymous_2player November 23, 2021

Adam 

This guy has a really small penis

Girl- is it in yet?
Adam- yes it has been for the last 10 minutes

Adam by BigGilbert69 November 23, 2021

ADAM 

A very attractive person whom is rare to find. He is a loyal person and acts like a bitch sometimes, but always is kind at the end. If ever seen a adam , be his friend because he's a keeper.

I saw a adam And i fainted because of his beauty.

adam is a kind person

ADAM by broski 21 November 23, 2021

adam 

poop

adam is a poop

adam by y*urm*m November 23, 2021

Adam 

Bald, tiny hands and even smaller ears! Usually owns comp sites, buys impulsively and loves hot tub businesses.

eg: Woooah have you seen that Hungarian over there? He must be an Adam.

Adam by Ibbowibboibbowibbo November 23, 2021

Adam 

The type of bloke to pull all females in a 60 mile radius and then get featured on an album with Drake.

I feel seduced by a higher power, it must be Adam

Adam by OfficialAdmo November 23, 2021